Dirty Jokes

On his 30th birthday, John woke up feeling great. His wife told him that she had a surprise for him later and he was excited, having no idea what it was. When the time came, she blindfolded him and led him into a room.
Now you have to be patient, okay? said his wife. John agreed and sat waiting as she left the room. He had been there for a good minute or two, when the bacon, eggs and onions hed eaten for breakfast began to bother him. He let fly with a fart to his immense relief and hoped his wife wouldnt be back soon. Luckily she returned after the smell had gone.
You still being patient? Ill be back again soon. she said, and left again. John continued to wait this time even longer. The half digested food was still troubling him, and he let fly again, a bigger one this time, very noisy. His wife came back a few minutes later, but he was lucky again. Okay hon, just stay patient, one more trip. and left once more. John was relieved when she did, because he had been holding in an absolute whopper. It rattled the seat underneath him, and the smell made him gag. He was glad she hadnt witnessed that one. Finally, after ages of waiting his wife returned for the last time.

Surprise! she said, removing the blindfold to reveal the 15 guests shed been picking up and ushering in each time to celebrate his birthday.

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