Dirty Jokes

Two mental patients, Duke and Angela, are walking around the yard of their asylum grounds when Duke all of a sudden swandives into the deep end of the recreational pool and sinks to the bottom. Angela calmly dives in, pulls him out and performs a successful CPR on him. Amazed, by what he's just witnessed, Angela's case doctor says "Angela, I'm going to recommend you be discharged from this asylum.

The next day, having met with other psychiatric professionals, Angela's doctor comes to Angela's room and says "Good news and bad news Angela. Firstly, we've decided that due to your rational and well thought out act of heroism, you've been deemed mentally stable enough to re-enter society......the bad news is that despite your rescuing off Duke, we found himself hanging in his room by his bath gown dead."

Angela replies: "Oh I just strung him up to dry him out...so when can I leave?"

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